STOP PRESS

The PNC were devastated to hear of the sudden and unexpected death of Prof. Eduard Stobart - details are sketchy at the moment but as far as we can gather he was eaten by a group of cannibals whilst investigating an intriguing South American lead

The PNC has decided that its aim "To prod Peter Mandelson with a pointy stick (Just for the hell of it)" is no longer suitable because he'd probably enjoy it too much.

The aims of the PNC have now been upgraded to make them Millennium compliant and are shown below for your perusal:

1. To promote Dominos as a truly international sport and to persuade the EU commissioners to adopt Dominos as the pan-European sport of the new Millennium.
2. To promote Real Ale by boycotting pubs that try to pass off "NitroKeg" as real beer.
3. Encourage the playing of Dominos in Cyprus as a possible solution to the Greek/Turkish standoff. Our recently appointed Cultural representative has taken on this great responsibility.
4. To persuade the BBC to cover dominos on Grandstand -Lets face it there´s little else for them to show nowadays.