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	message[2] = "Neil Kinnock is an anagram of 'I knock Lenin'"
	message[3] = "'El large Argie nit' is an anagram of General Galtieri"
	message[4] = "in 1740 the French publicly executed a cow for sorcery"
	message[5] = "over 177,000,000 billion sperm die in vain every year in England and Wales"
	message[6] = "the word 'typewriter' can be typed on the top row of letters on a typewriter"
	message[7] = "no english word rhymes with 'oblige'"	
	message[8] = "no english word rhymes with 'orange'"
	message[9] = "'ukelele' is the Hawaiian word for 'flea'"
	message[10] = "in 1943 an American survey showed that there were 151 ways to tease a child of 6 years or less"
	message[11] = "in 1945 Big Ben lost 5 minutes because a flock of starlings had perched on the minute hand"
	message[12] = "the average human liver weighs 3lbs"
	message[13] = "the Americans get an average of 150,000 new laws every year"
	message[14] = "Lon Chaney's parents were both deaf mutes"
	message[15] = "peers may not wear gloves in the House of Lords if the Sovereign is there"
	message[16] = "Pope Adrian IV choked to death on a fly"
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	message[18] = "it takes on average 50,000 bee miles and 4 million flower visits to make a pound of honey"
	message[19] = "you may not consume beer in the lavatory in Manitoba, Canada"
	message[20] = "enough water evaporates from the earth's oceans every day to fill 5 million Olympic swimming pools"
	message[21] = "the average human produces between 2 and 3 pints of saliva every day"
	message[22] = "on average 4 tons of dog excrement are deposited in London every day"	  
	message[23] = "there are no public lavatories in Chile"
	message[24] = "the thing guaranteed to most annoy a child is 'my brother' according to a 1981 British survey"
	message[25] = "the state fish of Hawaii is the 'humuhumunukunukuapuaa' or rectangular triggerfish"
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	message[27] = "the Hawaiians had no written language before the 1820s"
	message[28] = "the musical toilet roll holder was patented in 1912"
	message[29] = "on her eighth birthday, Shirley Temple received 135,000 presents"	         
	message[30] = "Michel Beaufils ate 8 whole camemberts in 15 minutes in 1983"
	message[31] = "in 1994 Jon Brewis successfully navigated round Eastern Europe with his map upside down"
	message[32] = "the tuna fish swims at 9 mph and never stops moving"
	message[33] = "Sean Connery can do a passible Scottish accent"
	message[34] = "predicting the future from the sounds emanating from the stomach is called gastromancy"
	message[35] = "cheeseburgers do not come from Cheeseburg in Germany"
	message[36] = "President Kennedy once ate 12 bowls of fish chowder in a single sitting"
	message[37] = "the blue whale has approximately 2,000 gallons of blood"
	message[38] = "in 1675 the town of Basingstoke was fined £100 for negligence when it was discovered that a woman had been buried alive"
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	message[40] = "the letter F can be pronounced 5 different ways in Icelandic"
	message[41] = "it is illegal to carry an ice cream cone in your pocket in Lexington, Kentucky"
	message[42] = "even with his head attached, Charles I was only 4ft 7in tall"
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	bookinfo[0][0] = "Build your own Hindenburg","Alan Rose (Putnam, 1983)"
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	bookinfo[0][1] = "Frog Raising for Pleasure and Profit"
	bookinfo[1][1] = "Dr Albert Broel (Marlbro House, 1950)"
	bookinfo[0][2] = "Penetrating Wagner's Ring"
	bookinfo[1][2] = "John L. Di Gaetanao (Da Capo, 1978)"
	bookinfo[0][3] = "Enid Blyton's Gay Story Book"
	bookinfo[1][3] = "Enid Blyton (Hodder and Stoughton, 1946)"
	bookinfo[0][4] = "How to Abandon Ship"
	bookinfo[1][4] = "Philip Richards and John J. Banigan (Cornell Maritime Press, 1942)"
	bookinfo[0][5] = "Railway Literature 1556-1830"
	bookinfo[1][5] = "Robert Alexander Peddie (Grafton and Co., 1931)"
	bookinfo[0][6] = "Scouts in Bondage"
	bookinfo[1][6] = "Geoffrey Prout (Aldine Publishing Co., 1930)"
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	bookinfo[1][8] = "R Duncan and M. Weston-Smith [eds.] (Hamilton Press, 1981)"
	bookinfo[0][9] = "Movie Stars in Bathtubs"
	bookinfo[1][9] = "Jack Scagnetti (Jonathan David Publishers, 1975)"
	bookinfo[0][10] = "How to Pick Up Girls on Public Beaches"
	bookinfo[1][10] = "Raleigh Leo Stanley (Todd and Honeywell, 1982)"
	bookinfo[0][11] = "Hand Grenade Throwing as a College Sport"
	bookinfo[1][11] = "Lewis Omer (A.G. Spalding and Bros., 1918)"
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	bookinfo[1][12] = "Etta H. Handy (Hotel Monthly Press, 1935)"
	bookinfo[0][13] = "Songs of a Chartered Accountant"
	bookinfo[1][13] = "Arthur Bennett (Gee and Co., 1930)"
	bookinfo[0][14] = "My Tablecloths"
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	document.write ("Bored of Surfing the web? Why not try reading ")
	xx=Math.floor(Math.random()*bookinfo[1].length)
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