Full name : Jon Polycarp Brewis
Occupation : Navigational advisor to Vasco De Gama
Born : Circa 1325
Hobbies : Free Fall gymnastics.
Famous Quote : How many times do I have to tell you Chris, America is that way.
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Jon has now been officially recognised as the person who introduced the potato peeler and the chip pan to Western civilisation. However due to an unfortunate miscalculation Europe had to wait another 128 years for the potatoes. A direct ancestor of Robert the Bruce Jon is very proud of his famous relation but freely admits that he can't abide spiders. Unlike the rest of the people slandered on these pages Jon is a time traveller. Being shorter than everybody else his head is nearer the gravity centre of the earth and therefore travels slower through time than they do.
Once Jon's homepage is up and running there will be a link in here.